Highlights for the week of March 22nd include Survivor on a special day as welll as The Simpsons with the guest voice of Sasha Baron Cohen (Borat),
**PICKS OF THE WEEK**
SURVIVOR: HEROES VS. VILLAINS
Wednesday, March 24 – 8pm ET/PT
*NEW Episode – Special Day*
“Banana Etiquette”
When the castaways discover that two people will be sent packing in a rare double elimination, everyone scrambles to save their own skin. Then, one castaway surprises everyone and risks it all at tribal council.
THE SIMPSONS
Sunday, March 28 – 8pm ET/PT
*Sasha Baron Cohen (Borat) Guest Voices*
“The Greatest Story Ever D’Ohed”
Flanders invites the Simpson family on his church retreat to Jerusalem with the hope of redeeming Homer. Unappreciative of the history and culture, Homer would rather hang out at the hotel’s breakfast buffet. But when an eccentric tour guide (guest voice Sasha Baron Cohen) takes the group to famous monuments, including the Dome of the Rock and the Wailing Wall, Homer finally proves he is not beyond salvation.
**ALL NEW EPISODES**
24
Monday, March 22 – 9pm ET/PT
“Day 8: 4:00 am – 5:00 am”
As the imminent terror threat nears and CTU copes with the day’s explosive events, the onerous NSA intervenes. Conditions at CTU remain tenuous and field operatives find intense action when Jack Bauer leads them on a risky mission. Meanwhile, Chloe and Dana make game-changing moves.
COLD BLOOD
Monday, March 22 – 10pm ET/PT
“Cherry Hill Murder”
When respected New Jersey rabbi Fred Neulander returns home to find his 52-year-old wife, Carol, dead on the living room floor, the entire community is shocked. Although she was savagely beaten, only the money from her successful bakery business was taken. As police follow the trail of blood, their investigation leads them into a secret world of illicit affairs, backroom deals and betrayal. With an almost unimaginable list of suspects, can they determine who killed Carol Neulander?
KITCHEN NIGHTMARES
Wednesday, March 24 – 9pm ET/PT
“Anna Vincenzo’s”
Chef Ramsay visits Anna Vincenzo’s, a family-run restaurant in Boca Raton, Florida. The owner of the restaurant, CeCe, is extremely resistant to change, which frustrates Ramsay. Things reach a boiling point during a disastrous dinner service when a showdown erupts in the kitchen.
MELROSE PLACE
Wednesday, March 24 – 10pm ET/PT
*Billy Campbell (The 4400) Guest Stars*
“Mulholland”
Ella is a little overwhelmed by Jonah’s constant attention and decides couplehood might not be for her. Lauren succumbs to Dr. Mancini’s threats and David decides to buy Coal, but the price turns out to be a little higher than he thought. Meanwhile, Drew moonlights in a band and Amanda catches Ben (guest star Billy Campbell) and Riley in a compromising position.
THE OFFICE
Thursday, March 25 – 9pm ET/PT
“Happy Hour”
Michael gets kicked out of the bar when he whips out all the stops to impress a friend of Jim and Pam’s. Meanwhile, Andy and Erin do their best to keep their relationships under wraps, and Dwight rethinks his pre-natal contract with Angela.
SONS OF TUCSON
Thursday, March 25 – 9:30pm ET/PT
“Golden Ticket”
Ron befriends a police officer all the while brokering a shady scheme involving south-of-the-border prescriptions. Meanwhile, Robby’s play date interferes when the boys try to make a movie.
90210
Thursday, March 25 – 10pm ET/PT
*April Parker Jones (Jericho), Amber Wallace (The Vampire Diaries), Greg Vaughan (General Hospital) Guest Star*
“What’s Past is Prologue”
Dixon’s birthmother, Dana (guest star April Parker Jones), drops by for a surprise visit and tries to develop a relationship with her son. Debbie confides in her yoga instructor (guest star Greg Vaughan) about the arrival of Dixon’s birth mother. Meanwhile, Gia admits she has a crush on Adrianna; Silver and Teddy go on their first official date; and Navid gets back into the dating scene by asking Lila (guest star Amber Wallace) out.
16X9
Saturday, March 27 – 7pm ET/PT
“Dying of Pain”
OxyContin was touted as a miracle painkiller to Canadian doctors – pain relief with few side effects and less addictive than morphine. But soon this drug, known on the streets as “hillbilly heroin,” became the most prescribed drug in Canada… with tragic results. In this episode, 16×9 chronicles the king of painkillers’ fall from the top, ending in 100 families filing a lawsuit against the drug’s manufacturer.
The Cleveland Show
Sunday, March 28 – 7:30pm ET/PT *New Time*
“Brown Knight”
When Cleveland and Donna are mugged at an ATM, Cleveland is accidentally wounded in the tussle. By the time the story hits the local news, the attention goes to Cleveland’s head. Meanwhile, Roberta takes advantage of Rallo, who thinks that his sister is dying of a terrible disease.
Family Guy
Sunday, March 28 – 8:30pm ET/PT *New Time*
*Elijah Wood (Lord of the Rings), Charlie Sheen (Two and a Half Men) and James Woods (Shark) Guest Voice*
“Brian Griffin’s House of Payne”
When Lois reads Brian’s pilot script, she insists that he meet with network executives. The execs respond positively, and the initial casting session goes well with Elijah Wood (guest-voicing as himself) auditioning for the lead role. But Brian is torn when the suits insist that he hire James Woods (guest-voicing as himself) and change the entire concept. Meanwhile, Chris and Meg seriously injure Stewie and try to cover it up.
CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
Sunday, March 28 – 9pm ET/PT
In their next challenge, the celebrities are asked to create a four-page advertorial for a new product, but the men are hindered by a technologically incompetent teammate.
ET CANADA
Weekdays – 7:30pm ET/PT
On Monday, March 22, ET Canada talks to Gerard Butler about his role in the new animated film, How To Train Your Dragon. Also on Monday, Rufus Wainwright opens up about the passing of his mother, Canadian singer/songwriter Kate McGarrigle, in the first of a special two-part interview. Then, on Tuesday, March 23, Sam Worthington chats about the upcoming release of his movie, Clash of the Titans; and ET Canada’s interview with Rufus Wainwright continues.
